You're Too Fat To Wear That!

I know, that's a talk show title. lol I know I did the Hollywood post the other day, but this isn't related, nor does it contradict anything that was said in that post. It's not about unrealistic expectations of what a woman should look like, it's about delusional women who think they look good in and can wear anything.

It's hot out and it's just gonna get hotter, I get that. And I honestly believe that every woman should feel good about herself and feel comfortable in her own skin and what she wears. There is no way a lot of what I've seen big girls wearing during the summer months is remotely comfortable, and how can you feel good about yourself when men and women alike are laughing at you and making comments, whether it's to your face or behind your back. This happens to people of all types, but I'm pointing at the ones who are downright delusional and tell people they're "just jealous" because they can't look that good in what they're wearing.

I wear a lot of tight, form fitting clothing at work and otherwise. But I try to do it in the interest of good taste. Yes, my boobs fill out things until they're ready to pop, but there isn't much I can do about that. I usually always wear a bra that keeps them from bouncing Dead or Alive style and while I show a lot of cleavage, I've never had a wardrobe malfunction, at least that I've noticed. lol I wear short skirts/dresses, but I'm careful about bending over and crossing my legs, etc. In short, I know how to carry myself and I wear things that fit a person of my size and shape.

I've seen some pretty big girls in some pretty small things, things that wouldn't fit me in my current shape stretched over women that are two or three me's! It should be impossible to cram G-Cups into a bra three sizes smaller. I don't want to see your giant ass falling out of a miniskirt and PLEASE ABOLISH SPANDEX! Just stop! The only people who look good in spandex are people with NO fat on them. Why is it even legal to buy anymore!!!???

We have a lot of big girls coming in here. Usually they're nice, pleasant people who carry themselves well and know how to dress themselves appropriately, but occasionally, we get one of these delusional divas in here. We got one today.

She came in talking on her phone and wearing a t-shirt that was too small that her belly was hanging out of, she had GIANT boobs that dwarfed mine by a mile and no bra and she had on a skirt that was screaming to be put out of its misery. I waited for her to finish her call ("No Cell Phone" signs are a waste of money, by the way.) and I took care of her and she sat down. She was early, so she was patiently waiting, but I looked up at her and noticed the bright pink leopard print panties poking from under her skirt. No crossed legs, but I guess we didn't need a thunderstorm in the office listening to her attempts, either. :p The pink leopard species was apparently wiped out making those, btw. R.I.P.

Anyway, the bitch in her was awoken when the dress we'd special ordered for her didn't fit. She lied about her measurements. You have the option of giving them to us or we'll take them for you, there's not even a charge for it. She was PISSED! We'd ordered the wrong thing, how dare we steal her money and waste her time, we're dumb, jealous white bitches (which was funny, because she was white) all sorts of insults and accusations were thrown about. Janice went in and offered her alterations or she'd personally reorder the dress, she wouldn't budge. She ended up getting a goddamn refund that I had to do whilst listening to her talk shit about everyone here, including myself.

You can be big and beautiful and sexy. You don't have to cover yourself or wear ugly things because you're heavy. But have some class and self-respect, for your own sake and that of the unsuspecting masses that have to look at you.

The slow, stupid, little prissy blonde bitch today:

Wanted to show you my new earrings! :) Well, one of them, there ARE two! lol The pointy one that looks like an upside-down horn. And that puppy calendar is like two years old... I just really like the pictures! ♥

K, must do work things now! 

Have a nice day, everybun! :)

XOXO 

♥Lacey♡

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