Rabid Bunny

This is me today. Nice and happy and looking comfy, right? Well, I am comfy in this AC and I want nothing to do with being outside, but happy? Not quite. I'm not having a good day today. 

I was supposed to have therapy this morning. I went there and was on time like always and I checked in at the window. Sat my bunny girl ass down and waited, and waited. After 25 minutes, I went back to the window and asked what was going on. The girl asked me who I was there to see and then she looked at the list of who was in today. She said: She's out sick, nobody called you? Me: Why didn't you say that when I got here? I'm losing money to come here... Her: Oh, I must've looked at the wrong thing. Sorry. I rolled my eyes, sighed and left.

When I was in Michigan, I never had the problems with doctors offices that I do here. It's not one area or office that's the problem, either. I've been to offices all over southeast MA and they're all the same. Running late, cancelling last minute, all sorts of shit. The thing is, it's ok for them. What's the patient gonna do, leave? If I'M late I may lose my appointment. If I cancel without giving 24 hours notice or no show, some offices charge me a fee. Fair, huh?

I get here and Karen is on the warpath with Janice over some "mistake" in her paycheck last week that both Janice and I figured out in like 30 seconds. She fucked up clocking in. Janice went over it with her and she took it ok, or so Janice thought. Ever since their pow wow, she's come up to me (when Janice's back is turned) and bitched about how she's been fucked out of money by "the old Jew bitch" (she's not even Jewish) since day one. Three times!

Then my UPS friend came in and he's fucking complaing about the weather. He's a total bitch when he's grumpy and I always make sure to let him know every time. He said that I'm lucky because I can wear loose fitting things that let my body breathe and that he feels so limited and constricted in mens clothing.

I just wanted to floor him! I stood up and sorta puffed my boobs out (more) and said "You see these!? They don't make things in my size that these fucking things don't make "constrict" on me. Try wearing a bra for a few hours! You dudes can walk around in whatever you damn well please as long as your pecker isn't flapping in the breeze!"

Him: And I'm the bitch? Somebody got their rag today...

Me: No, I'm tired of being complaint dept. today. Did you call me a bitch?

*Approaches and boob bumps him*

Him: WTF?

Me: I'm gonna kick your ass...

Him: Liar.

I kicked my foot up halfway to his nuts and he and his little brown short shorts shrieked and took off. Queer.

Hope you're all having a better day than me, everybun!

I'll be the girl walking through rush-hour with an axe! :)

XOXO

♥Lacey♡

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