I don't remember ever seeing anything as a kid, maybe I was just too dumb to notice. But by my teen years, I was noticing things. A lot. I never saw them just doing it, but I heard things almost every night, I noticed my dad's Viagra prescription, and I did see bits of my mom that no child should see! Then after I moved away and came back for holidays and vacations, I started seeing and hearing more. And I've caught them in the act a few times and have seen EVERYTHING... *Watches wastebasket fill with vomit* This isn't anything they don't know, by the way.
Fast forward to today. Just a normal day at work for the most part. When Janice came in, she told me that George was coming to take her to lunch today and to just send him to her office when he showed up. He did and I sent him her way. He was early, but it's her company, so she can take a lunch when she wants. Then they didn't come out of her office. I waited a half hour and nothing, so I just wanted to make sure they were ok or whatever. Knocked on the door and it wasn't shut tight. Yep, it opened just enough for me to see what was going on in there. I don't think they saw me and I bolted after seeing about 3 seconds worth (2.9 seconds too much), but they never went to lunch and George left holding his briefcase in front of him. HE had lunch, I know that much... *Dumps barrel and starts refilling* I'm really trying to avoid her today. I'm sure she's in a lovely mood, but...yeah. I've seen too much of her for today...
My own lunch is still sitting, barely touched, on my desk. Maybe I'll just toss it on the vomit pile before it's half digested, just gonna end up there anyway.
I haven't seen a ghost, I'm just in shock.
This took a lot longer than it should have.
Think I'll go mop up the pond of puke now. :p
Have a nice day, everybun!
XOXO
♥Lacey♡
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You look beautiful (if a bit shell-shocked, lol), and your nails are FUCKING GORGEOUS. I'm sorry you had to witness all that old people sex, lol. Awful. One of those things that's so gross it's kind of hilarious. O.o
ReplyDeleteI'd cut the head off the Vaginal Medusa if she didn't pay many of our expenses... That, and vaginas don't have heads. I've seen parental fucking, granted, my mom doesn't look like your average woman her age. Walrus dick is probably why I fear them so, however. I have accidentally clicked on links to old ladies doing each other, and...yeah, not for me. It said "Mature", I just figured it was two hot middleaged chicks doing it! Like my mom... God, I can't wait to see THIS therapy bill...
ReplyDeleteRei~
hahahaha Yeah.. "mature" sounds like a bad thing to look for in porn. And the very idea of walrus dick is TERRIFYING.
ReplyDeleteSorry its taken me so long to reply, ladies! Thank you as always, Adra! :) And I agree that it is sorta funny. lol All that loose, sagging skin flapping and flopping around is pretty disturbing, though. I know that all of us will be that way eventually, but I don't like looking into the future. Kinda makes you wonder what Nostradamus DIDN'T write about. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Vaginal Medusa is thankfully hidden from view today. She doesn't know I saw anything and its back to business as usual today. I'm scarred for life, though. I'm gonna be seeing what I saw when I look at her for at least a few weeks. Even if I said something, she'd just be like "Oh get over it, Lacey! I have to see your goddamn tits falling out of everything you wear every day!" lol
And yeah, "Mature" porn would say "Granny Fucking" to me, too. lol Silly, Rei! If it was middle-aged women, wouldn't that fall under MILF or something? I mean, not that a cute Bunny Girl like myself watches such things, I've heard about them... *Deletes history* >.>
Love you both! ♥♥♥♥ XOXO