Bye bye, Karen!

I was trying to be nice. I was straightening up the break room and Karen walked in and she was giving off a funky odor. I've mentioned that she doesn't always smell pleasant before and I wasn't joking. I know she's a big woman and that everyone sweats when it's hot like its been. There is a lot of Karen to sweat, so naturally, she's gonna stink more than someone my size.

Even with the new AC system, she was sweating like a pig and I'd noticed a couple times prior to this. I didn't wanna say anything because someone telling you that you smell isn't something people like to hear. I would want someone to tell me, but whatever.

A client that had seen her mentioned it to me while I was printing up her receipt. I sorta laughed at it and said "Be glad it's not like mid-July" and she agreed. lol Then she asked if she could deal with someone else if she came back for something else in the future. I told her that wouldn't be a problem and she left.

I know it's not gonna be the end of the world if that woman wasn't happy or told her friends or whatever. But all the rest of us look and smell our best every day. Karen is a fucking slob that can't be bothered to put on deodorant or perfume and she doesn't dress nice either. Obviously there isn't a dress code, whatever is fine so long as it looks nice (isn't dirty, wrinkled, full of holes and doesn't STINK).

I said hi and made small talk with her, then I just said "I know it's hot, Karen, but a client said that you smelled kinda sweaty. I just wanted to tell you privately, no offense." She blew up!

"Who the fuck says that to someone!? Seriously? Who the fuck do you think you are!?" I tried to tell her that I didn't mean anything by it, but she didn't let me finish. "We can't all be skinny little bimbos with big tits that walk around kissing boss lady's ass all day! Some of us actually work, try it sometime you little dyke!" Then she pushed me on the floor! I fell hard on my left knee and it's still a little sore, She stormed off, but someone heard me fall (I fell into the counter and some stuff fell on the floor).

Then Janice got wind of it and I've never seen her so pissed! Nor have I ever heard such a shitstorm of insults hurled at one person! Janice let everything she's ever wanted to say to her fly out, with her parting words being "Get the fuck out of my business you fat fucking cunt! You and your cunt daughter are fired and if you ever come back, you'll be arrested for trespassing!" Karen said something involving me, but Janice said "If there's any injury to her, I'll pay her legal fees to sue you for everything you've got!"

I love my honorary grandma! :) She let Karen get some of her personal effects, but she was slow about it so Janice started scooping it up and throwing it in the parking lot! LOL Rei is furious, as you can probably imagine. It happened before she came to pick me up, but maybe that's a good thing. She said she would've stuck an apple in her mouth and roasted her over a trash fire. ♥♥♥

Me today! :) If this dress had ripped or got ruined, I would have torn her apart. :p

Happy Friday, everybun! Have a lovely weekend! :)

XOXO

♥Lacey♡

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