The Bee Problem

I don't mind bugs in a general sense. I don't want them all over me, in my house and I want to vomit when I see/hear people eat them. But I don't go out of my way to avoid them or panic clean worrying about infestation or any of the other things people waste insane amounts of time and money on. They're a bigger part of this planet and its survival than we are, after all.

But we've got a bit of a bee problem here and it's getting pretty bad. A lot of us were getting attacked in the parking lot last Spring - early Fall, but it was just kinda random. We all just assumed they were passing through or there was a nest in the area. I think most people get a few in the house every year, and we get them in here at work from open windows or they'll follow someone in, the usual stuff.

Ever since this crazy heat kicked in (it's actually comfy today) they're back on the warpath again. It's not cute, helpful little honey bees, either. Yellow Jackets. They're not even actually bees, they're wasps, but everyone just calls them bees. They're big and nasty, at least the ones that I've seen. I was getting dive-bombed by two of them while taking out the trash a little while ago, no stings, thankfully. I'm not allergic, but two people here are and something's gotta be done.

We're waiting for Orkin to get here and hopefully they can find wherever they're coming from. I killed 7-8 of them in here myself just last week and now one more today. They should all be destroyed! As a guy in Jurassic Park once said. ;)

Me today! :) We had a different mailman come in to pick up today and...yeah. He's nice but I bent over and I swear I heard him say "Jesus Christ..." in that drooling idiot sorta way. lol 

Just a bunch of stuff I was sorting through last night. Pug change purse, Hello Kitty makeup/nail polish bag, nail polish, and a few dozen nail stamping plates. Just stuff everyone has lying around... >___>;;;

And look! Rei made him a "security" shirt! Hahaha! ♥

Have a nice day, everybun! :)

XOXO

♥Lacey♡

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Hmm, I dunno...

We got the PS4 yesterday and it is INCREDIBLE! I'll get to play it when the PS5 comes out! :p No, Rei has been sharing and I don't care that the game I got (Final Fantasy Type-0 HD) was poorly reviewed, I love it! :) Anyway, I did a little clothes shopping while we were out and I tried on and bought this dress.

Rei is very honest about the things I wear, but she also reeeaaallly likes boobies and as you can see, this hides nothing. lol I like snug things but this is kinda pushing it, even for me. I suppose it doesn't help that we had Wendy's shortly before ($20 for two people to eat fast food!) but I'm really on the ropes with this. I love the color and the design, but I might return it. They had more, but this fit me best. Any opinions?

I found these kitty stickers at work a few days ago! Aren't they kawaii? ♥

Happy Sunday, everybun! :)

XOXO

♥Lacey♡

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FangirlDUMB

There's nothing wrong with loving a product, brand or artist. There's nothing wrong with preferring something over something else. But I'm tired of fangirls. And yes, gentlemen, there is no such thing as a fanBOY. You all look like catty bitches arguing over Nintendo being better than Sony. I know a lot of people are fangirls in jest, these are not the droids you are looking for.

Go to any game forum, FB, Twitter, whatever and you'll find at least a handful of these people. They'll go to war with you to prove their point, there are jihadists that believe in their cause less than some of these people. (Although, the jihadists are gonna die and realize that THESE are the virgins awaiting them! hehe) An endless string of sales figures, historical information and the competitions failures await if you challenge them. Dante could not have foreseen such a hell...

Do you think any of these companies care? They love your loyalty and your money, but only because it helps their bottom line. Do you think they care that you're out there crusading for them? Absolutely not. Actually, they probably despise you because your blind loyalty is turning people away from their products. Why am I gonna buy something and if I don't like it, have 30 assholes insult me for having an opinion? And how did my mother get dragged into it? How did you know I'm not straight? Honestly, if you worked for any of these companies, you'd be shitcanned for doing things like that.

I like certain things more than others. I have favorite makeups, nail polishes, clothing brands that I wear most often, but what does buying ONLY THOSE get me? A smaller wardrobe and less makeup and what girl wants that? :p I love my iPhone, but it has its flaws and I've considered switching quite a few times. I play my 3DS more often than anything else, but I also love my PS3. Singularity only benefits the corporations in the end. The world is full of so many great things, why limit yourself to just one type of thing? And if you wanna be like that, be respectful to those who aren't. Otherwise, go throw yourself down a warp pipe that leads to a pit of sharp rusty things.

See? I like variety! Multiple types of stars! OMG! I'm only gonna do star patterns for the rest of my life! Goddamn homos that hate stars can go kill themselves! 

Happy Friday, everybun! :)

XOXO

♥Lacey♡

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Bunny Girl Funny Pages

Rei sorta got this started yesterday and I don't have much to talk about today, so...

And not so much funny, but I like these a lot:

And moi today:

Rei let me borrow the Kanzashi I made her because it goes with my eyeshadow (purple for a change) and my Fifi Lapin dress! :) 

Hope everybun is having a nice day! :)

XOXO

♥Lacey♡

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You're Too Fat To Wear That!

I know, that's a talk show title. lol I know I did the Hollywood post the other day, but this isn't related, nor does it contradict anything that was said in that post. It's not about unrealistic expectations of what a woman should look like, it's about delusional women who think they look good in and can wear anything.

It's hot out and it's just gonna get hotter, I get that. And I honestly believe that every woman should feel good about herself and feel comfortable in her own skin and what she wears. There is no way a lot of what I've seen big girls wearing during the summer months is remotely comfortable, and how can you feel good about yourself when men and women alike are laughing at you and making comments, whether it's to your face or behind your back. This happens to people of all types, but I'm pointing at the ones who are downright delusional and tell people they're "just jealous" because they can't look that good in what they're wearing.

I wear a lot of tight, form fitting clothing at work and otherwise. But I try to do it in the interest of good taste. Yes, my boobs fill out things until they're ready to pop, but there isn't much I can do about that. I usually always wear a bra that keeps them from bouncing Dead or Alive style and while I show a lot of cleavage, I've never had a wardrobe malfunction, at least that I've noticed. lol I wear short skirts/dresses, but I'm careful about bending over and crossing my legs, etc. In short, I know how to carry myself and I wear things that fit a person of my size and shape.

I've seen some pretty big girls in some pretty small things, things that wouldn't fit me in my current shape stretched over women that are two or three me's! It should be impossible to cram G-Cups into a bra three sizes smaller. I don't want to see your giant ass falling out of a miniskirt and PLEASE ABOLISH SPANDEX! Just stop! The only people who look good in spandex are people with NO fat on them. Why is it even legal to buy anymore!!!???

We have a lot of big girls coming in here. Usually they're nice, pleasant people who carry themselves well and know how to dress themselves appropriately, but occasionally, we get one of these delusional divas in here. We got one today.

She came in talking on her phone and wearing a t-shirt that was too small that her belly was hanging out of, she had GIANT boobs that dwarfed mine by a mile and no bra and she had on a skirt that was screaming to be put out of its misery. I waited for her to finish her call ("No Cell Phone" signs are a waste of money, by the way.) and I took care of her and she sat down. She was early, so she was patiently waiting, but I looked up at her and noticed the bright pink leopard print panties poking from under her skirt. No crossed legs, but I guess we didn't need a thunderstorm in the office listening to her attempts, either. :p The pink leopard species was apparently wiped out making those, btw. R.I.P.

Anyway, the bitch in her was awoken when the dress we'd special ordered for her didn't fit. She lied about her measurements. You have the option of giving them to us or we'll take them for you, there's not even a charge for it. She was PISSED! We'd ordered the wrong thing, how dare we steal her money and waste her time, we're dumb, jealous white bitches (which was funny, because she was white) all sorts of insults and accusations were thrown about. Janice went in and offered her alterations or she'd personally reorder the dress, she wouldn't budge. She ended up getting a goddamn refund that I had to do whilst listening to her talk shit about everyone here, including myself.

You can be big and beautiful and sexy. You don't have to cover yourself or wear ugly things because you're heavy. But have some class and self-respect, for your own sake and that of the unsuspecting masses that have to look at you.

The slow, stupid, little prissy blonde bitch today:

Wanted to show you my new earrings! :) Well, one of them, there ARE two! lol The pointy one that looks like an upside-down horn. And that puppy calendar is like two years old... I just really like the pictures! ♥

K, must do work things now! 

Have a nice day, everybun! :)

XOXO 

♥Lacey♡

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Ew! Old people sex!

Yep, I've seen it. More than once, twice or even three times. How am I still able to see? That's a great question! One that's comparable to questions like Who built the pyramids? My parents are much older than the parents of most people my age. Rei's mom is younger than mine and Rei is 8 years my senior. I'm from a very weird family. A sociopathic sister and two old parents who love to screw. I mean, if they'd just given up after Brianne, I wouldn't even be here. But they didn't give up, not even after me.

I don't remember ever seeing anything as a kid, maybe I was just too dumb to notice. But by my teen years, I was noticing things. A lot. I never saw them just doing it, but I heard things almost every night, I noticed my dad's Viagra prescription, and I did see bits of my mom that no child should see! Then after I moved away and came back for holidays and vacations, I started seeing and hearing more. And I've caught them in the act a few times and have seen EVERYTHING... *Watches wastebasket fill with vomit* This isn't anything they don't know, by the way.

Fast forward to today. Just a normal day at work for the most part. When Janice came in, she told me that George was coming to take her to lunch today and to just send him to her office when he showed up. He did and I sent him her way. He was early, but it's her company, so she can take a lunch when she wants. Then they didn't come out of her office. I waited a half hour and nothing, so I just wanted to make sure they were ok or whatever. Knocked on the door and it wasn't shut tight. Yep, it opened just enough for me to see what was going on in there. I don't think they saw me and I bolted after seeing about 3 seconds worth (2.9 seconds too much), but they never went to lunch and George left holding his briefcase in front of him. HE had lunch, I know that much... *Dumps barrel and starts refilling* I'm really trying to avoid her today. I'm sure she's in a lovely mood, but...yeah. I've seen too much of her for today...

My own lunch is still sitting, barely touched, on my desk. Maybe I'll just toss it on the vomit pile before it's half digested, just gonna end up there anyway.

I haven't seen a ghost, I'm just in shock.

This took a lot longer than it should have.

Think I'll go mop up the pond of puke now. :p

Have a nice day, everybun! 

XOXO

♥Lacey♡

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Hollywood Hate of a Different Kind

There are very few female body types featured in movies or on TV. Honestly, this isn't just a Hollywood thing, it's a worldwide media thing. Skinny beyond belief with small tits or thin and curvacious seem to be what is acceptable. Yes, there are exceptions and there has been progress, albeit at the speed of a crippled snail on life support.

But you're thin and curvacious, Lacey, why do you care? Because there are too many girls out there with body image issues and eating disorders trying to be like these images of "perfection" even though it's all a bunch of digitally edited lies. Do you know how many teenage girls I've seen just recently that do nothing but talk about how fat they are? Girls that literally fucking starve themselves because they're scheduled for a fitting or coming to try on a dress that they just have to fit into?

No, the media isn't to blame for all of it, but they certainly play a big part in it. Celebrity endorsed weightloss products and machines, countless news stories on how this or that is bad for you and the newest diet trends all accompany the (airbrushed) magazines and (digitally edited) TV shows and movies. It's a juggernaut that assaults you from all angles telling you that you're wrong and disgusting and that you can't be happy if you've got fat on you. And it's not helped by the people in Hollywood who ARE heavy.

Take the woman who was supposed to be the champion of heavy women, she was gonna change everything! Melissa McCarthy. Yes, Mike and Molly was a sitcom, its purpose was to be funny. But every movie role she's taken on does nothing to further how heavy women are viewed. She plays a fat, stupid, food obsessed slob in just about everything she's been in. Why can't she have a serious part? If she cares at all about being a voice for heavy girls, why can't she turn down these ridiculous roles? None of them have turned a profit for the studios, so it's not like she's banking big money off of them.

There have been so few serious roles featuring heavy women, I honestly can't even think of any. There are people of all shapes, colors, sizes and ethnicities that have stories to tell, fictional and true. But the media machine seems content on repackaging the same crap year after year, making sequels, prequels and remakes that they obviously don't care. And the reason they don't care is because people keep buying it. Why reshape the mold when the old one still works so well?

So, there you go. That's why I hate Hollywood and the media. I have my shows that I watch, yeah. However, I find myself watching more true story type stuff (not Reality TV, crime documentaries, biographies, etc.) animal shows and sports than anything.

   ♥Lacey♡

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